Cheers meets Justice League
Superpub 56
Superpub 56
3rd Nov 2015, 10:11 AM
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Ryan Lee blu ray commentary
This is a pretty deep pull from the original Star Wars film. Uncle Owen tells Luke to clean up the new droids he purchased, at which point the savior of the universe whines:

“But I was going to the Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!”

Lucy Liu has more testosterone than Luke Skywalker. Owen then tells his indentured slave that he can waste time with his friends when his chores are done. In 2015, neighbors would probably sic Child Services on him for child abuse.. Long ago on Tattoine, you just backhand the little punk and then eat some grape nuts and blue milk. It was a better time.

The point is – your heroes are never quite what you think they are. Joey thinks that Luke Skywalker is the bees knees, but on Tattoine he was not exactly getting voted king of the prom. He was the rube hick that everybody ridiculed.

The script is too obscure and not my best work, but on the plus side…check out Mike’s alien designs! That made it worth it. In my opinion.

Monster Mike blu ray commentary
Luke Skywalker is a huge cry-baby. My favourite Luke line is delivered as he and his comrades are about to be crushed to death in the trash compactor. He’s on his tiny microphone looking for his stupid, absentee droids.

“Ohhhh, where could they beeeeee?!”
Shut up, you whiny little child.
The cantina aliens were based on some random images I found in a “Cantina Alien” google search. I think the colouring on this one is what works best. I’ve switched in a better font as well and I’ve gotten over my fear of breaking panel borders with word balloons. I think it works.